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LOL's to the Rescue! [24 Oct 2007|09:11am]

[ mood | squidgy ]

This is random news with LOL battalion leader Nick G, reporting live from Farmingdale Loliversity. With little time to report, we have the following big news.

The LOL king is home! Yes, that's right, the LOL king, with the help of some LOL citizens, innumerable zizzys, dustpans, drainpipes, good ol h2o, and one giant squoosh, is back in business. Within hours of our last report, many of the best the LOL's had to offer came to the rescue of the LOL king. This reporter, however, is not in a position to tell you how it happened, seeing as that the best person to tell you how this happened is the first solidified LOL himself. Keep it right here for the latest in random stuff!

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Merp trap [21 Oct 2007|01:24pm]

This is random news with LOL battalion leader Nick G coming at you live from somewhere. An explanation of the dormancy, or phony war, that has occurred over the past 18 months will come if certain toilets oblige us. Needless to say, neither the LOL king, commander, nor Battalion leader have been involved in any large scale public battles...until now.

We expect that the phony war has been occurring because of the merps development of various new special weapons, consisting of guitar strings, drum kicks, swimming trunks, piano keys, and various other things. One of these weapons is not like the other, one of these weapons doesn't belong. Don't tell us which one's not alike because I'm not singing any damn song. At any rate, the use of said weaponry and a large dump truck has provided for an attack of asexual proportions which is occurring as of this writing. We know how it is occurring, but just how, we are not going to tell...This just in, it is a merp victory. The ultimate objective of this attack was to totally incapacitate the LOL king, that being trek_west. Not only have they incapacitate his LOL abilities, they have robbed our beloved trek_west of all but the ability to laugh. Please note that I say laugh, not LOL. At the most basic, they have converted Mr. trek_west into a clone of themselves.

The objective of this war has changed. Our ultimate objective is three fold.
  1. Most essentially, we need to recover trek_west in full.

  2. We need to return our faithful LOL commander to us.

  3. We need to banish the merps back to their lunar hideout, and insure that the squishy, in all its interminable non-diaphragmic glory, is totally destroyed, so that no mass merp attacks of this scale can happen again.

We don't think for a second that the merp race can be destroyed. We don't think even for a second that a small scale merp attack can't occur on one person. Suicides happen, you know. But to totally possess the first, and still only, solidified LOL, must be the act of a supreme conduit force. Our belief is that the squishy is the conduit for merp transmission in mass. Our first, and worst, example is this attack and merp Victory. A second example is the documented battles that occurred on This day. Even though that day was a LOL victory, this is still a prime example of the mass merp tactic, which was a foreshadow to many more "bad for yous" to come, which were not documented due to relative laziness and the sideways nature of the fighting, which is really saying something, considering that this conflict has always been upside down. But in so saying, we send out the following signals.

  • jdx_random, our beloved LOL commander, and his even more beloved prostitution manager, signal us if you are out there. We need you now, in this battle, if ever we did.

  • caitlin45Our LOL queen, at least for now, we need you now. Come out of the "closet," noticed the quotes, and fight with us. Give us our help in locating the real LOL king. If you can't, who can?

  • sky_queenOur LOL in merp's clothing, though you have been a field commander more than any of us over the passed year, this is a call to arms for you, and everyone else in your LOL battalion.

  • Everyone who fought with us on the streams, who fought with us in the Braille notes, who fought with us on moon, earth, and on high over the past two years, it is time to show us how much the LOL race, your race, means to you. Defend your race in this supreme time of toil and combat, as there will never be another combat so great between our kinds.

An inspirational quote from Winston Churchill, taken from the height of the battle of Britain.

Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few. All hearts go out to the fighter pilots, whose brilliant actions we see with
our own eyes day after day…

The LOL community must note that due to the success of todays merp massacre, we have no de jure LOL king. The LOL citizenry is asked to not take any orders that claim to be from the first solidified LOL/LOL king, under any circumstance. This is Nick G, Random news, somewhere.
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Intro [17 Oct 2006|06:30pm]
Hi my name is Jess. I am new to the group. Wanted to say a welcome and hope to meet people and learn something lol. Check the profile and get at me if you want.
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progress report [23 Apr 2006|01:49am]
[ mood | something ]

the following something entails in great detail, or maybe not, a rather significant event which will hopefully help us locate the lol commander
have a nice beep

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emergency update [12 Apr 2006|11:57pm]
this is lol king trekwest reporting, if you can call it that.
this transmission has caused a rather heavy bell to ding at itself, making myself and the lol bitallian leader aware of the lack of a lol commander.
We apologize for this, and will atempt to rectify it as soon as possible.
thank you for being strange
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[03 Apr 2006|09:29pm]

Yes, we all hoped we wouldn't ever see them again. Yes, we thought that both sides were gone for good. Unfortunately, This transmission proves otherwise. Let's just say that both sides are now going to be fighting with renewed vigger. You will find out why if you tune into this one. You will be able to follow the conflict by That's all. So click at you!
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Invasion [05 Feb 2006|08:58pm]

[ mood | What the hell! ]

My third LJ entry today is very strange, because I have discovered something. Quite un-related to TBRN, the following is in existance.
Does anyone wanna invade this community? If nothing else, it'd be an excelent promotional tool for TBRN.

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moo [05 Feb 2006|06:30pm]

[ mood | upside-down tree ]

I wanted to say moo. That's all. So have a one-liner.

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be fwoofed [03 Jan 2006|04:54am]
[ mood | tired ]

happy new year freaky doobs or something.
this comunity has kind of died but oh well
we all should make this comunity into a random thing .. like anything interesting you've got memish or sometjhing just dump it or just ramble on with nothing.
but happy new year to all of you and snoopy toot click

2blarts|be scary

a thing [22 Nov 2005|11:22pm]
[ mood | random ]

I felt like going lol at you doobs or something so click

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Hi All! [09 Nov 2005|11:11pm]

[ mood | happy ]

What's up, You Fwoofs? Or Is That Fwooves?
Just thought, as one of the mods, really the assistant mod, I should say hi, and let ya know that if you have any questions/compliemnts/complaints/suggestions, you can feel fee to fwoofishly send them at
Meeee, Caitlin H.
K? Got it? Gooooooooood!
Oh, and you can also call me Squeaky Zanzle, if you like. That's a nickname of mine that some of the fwoofs here quite like.
AKA Squeaky Zanzle Scarples
AKA Your Friendly, Fwoofy Mod

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Prepare to be freaked and fwooved [09 Nov 2005|08:50pm]

Well folks, I thought I should tell you that the pioneer of said freaky fwoof alert is now in this comunity. So prepare for bad thigs to happen!
1blart|be scary

something in a box [08 Nov 2005|01:40am]
[ mood | humnmnmnmnmn ]

o yay for peoples finally joining here or something.
i'm tired so thought i'd go ding or something in here because i can.
my journal has been freaked and fwoofed and scared and alot of other things today or yesterday as its now tuesday but its not because it isnt so ... whatever

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ding [31 Oct 2005|03:13am]
here is one post to say that we are now here.
the freaky_fwoofs of tbrn now have our own little comunity place to do weird things or something.
yay for us.
please note that actually reading this comunity's sad little existance could go a fair way to enlisting you as a freakyfwoof, if you aren't one already.
so beep, ding, wiz or something.
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